08 November 2007

Five Reasons Why Smallville is Super Bad



1. Clark is not the brightest bulb in the world; I mean I don't know what Jor-El what's-his-face was smoking in his youth to pass on the Duh gene to his son but his first born certainly not the smartest one around. Or it was the toxic air in Smallville iteself, the brand of cereal you ate on the farm? Scary, when you think the fate of the world is in his hands. Think about this - how many times has he barged into Lex's mansion and accused the rather evil young Luthor of heinous crimes. Yea, might be better idea to clarify and not badger the accused. It's so cliche that you can use this sentence as an entire plot line for an episode:

Clark will barge in and say "Did you ____ (insert any of these verbs: kill / kidnap /
experiment on / blackmail) my mom / dad / Chloe / some random guy who ran
away from lab? Oh Yea? Well, Luthorcorp is behind it."
Most of the time Lex is behind it or his dad is or worse yet, he has no clue about it but the greedy man that he is, now that he knows about it, he wants control of it. Good job alerting the most nasty power crazy man in town about potential power enhancing experiments!

2. Oh lest I forget, Clark also loves to barge into the mansion expecting Lex to dish out oodles of money to help out someone in need. I mean just how many times does Clark walk into Lex's home and expect Lex to help out with his millions (u know when Chloe or someone was being blackmailed or hostage or a truck fell into Metropolis or a scarecrow comes to life in Smallville).

3. Did u ever notice that when people go temporarily bad due to kryptonite, ppl like Lana get all weird. Like Clark uses his powers for evil, Chloe pursues Clark under such powers and Lana
becomes a promiscuous snob. Hmmm. Is there an inner skank in Lana? Maybe she swallowed one of those Bindeez beads?

4. Has anyone counted how many trucks owned by the Kents have been blasted or blown away? Do they have insurance and if so, this is a very tolerant company. Smallville goes easy on credit and loans.

5. The number of times that Clark does one of his super power moves in public and no one seems to have noticed ... except Choloe ... I believe all the rest got locked up!

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