And people ask why I don't go to the movies anymore

I wonder if I can bang a shoe on a table, Khrushchev-style?

I just read that Robert 'Ironman' Downey Jr. will play Sherlock Holmes! Check this site; look at the pictures!

*sob*

It looks like Oliver Twist grew up and became a hobo, for meatball's sake!

No, no, no! Will the stupid crass moneymaking machines of Hollywood please leave all the classics alone?

Actually, why don't you stick to stuff you are really good at, stuff that bring out the essence of that movie industry?

That's right, just stick to High School Musicals; that works out really well and it offends less fans.

Maybe less adaptations will be made now that countries all over the world are facing a recession?